September 2009
6 posts
August 2009
2 posts
July 2009
4 posts
HEY GUYS, I'M APPEALING TO TUMBLR
nuzzylives:
What should my friend theblackgryphon get her boyfriend for his birthday?
It’s tomorrow and this is like the only thing she’s ever procastinated on and we both agreed that a coupon for a free bj would not be appropriate. D: He’s a 15 year old bi-curious white kid. XD Help?
(she hates me for this)
fuck youuuu. multiple times.
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best...”
– —Comedian Chris Rock (via emonerdcore) (via nuzzylives)
roflmaoooo.
June 2009
4 posts
May 2009
22 posts
“In the beginning the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very...”
– Douglas Adams (via ventisette)
LMAOOOO.
I could have written this. It's that perfect.
nuzzylives:
ventisette:
expressedfeelings:
I love you. I love you incredibly. I love you for everything that is perfect about you. And I love you for everything that is flawed about you. I love you endlessly, no matter what and always will. Thus it is the most painful and heart-wrenching feeling in the world knowing that you don’t feel the same way and likely never will.
What if historically significant people posted on...
fmylife:
noonish:
“The other day I was trying to get all my friends for dinner and I ended up having to feed them both my blood and my body. One of them betrayed me now I am hung in between two thieves for apparently trying to be King of the Jews. Thanks Dad, FML.”
“Tried to go to the White people highschool today. They were literally all racist and I had to have cops escort me to my classes....
Songs I Can Relate To
1. Girlfriend - Avril Lavigne
2. You Belong With Me - Taylor Swift
3. SOS - Rihanna
I’m noticing a theme here…
4. Suddenly I See - KT Tunstall
Oooohh finally something different.
5. You’re Beautiful - James Blunt
Ok well more like hot not beautiful…xD
6. Thnks Fr Th Mmrs - Fall Out Boy
Sorta kinda.
7. Graduation - Vitamin C
Only a teensy bit of this one.
So...
I really wish he didn't even exist.
Honesty
I’ve never said any of these things to people IRL…but i wish i could :(
EIGHT things you wish you could say to 8 people. 1. You are totally awesome and amazing and I wish your life was going better :( 2. YOU CONFUSE ME. I really really like you. You’re so awesome and entertaining and great to be around…and I hope you feel the same way about me. But I can’t say I love...
Bad Domain Names
nuzzylives:
inmydreams:
justbesplendid:
All of these are companies that didn’t spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear - and be misread…
Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is www.whorepresents.com/
Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange Advice and views at...
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
While we’re at it…
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD??
BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change! JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road. SARAH PALIN: You betcha he crossed the road, but...
Politics Explained.
inmydreams:
thecataclysm | viatheunremarkable | longlivethequeen | porcelainwaves | goodbyecaptain
FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You...
Hola.
Hey everyone! First tumblr post…yay!! A couple of my friends have blogs here so I decided to try it out…go me :DDD
If you feel like you absolutely have to have SOMETHING to call me…go with Alzeni. Or Zeni. Just a screen name I made up…but it’s better than nothing. And I’m most definitely not putting my real name on here. *paranoid*
I dunno how long I’ll...